Top 10 Signs Your Child Was Dressed by Your Husband

by Candy Kirby, The Laughing Stork

Dads contribute many beautiful things to a young child's life, including unconditional love, big hugs, tender bath times—and, um, "creative" wardrobe choices. In fact, it is often easy to spot a baby or toddler that has been dressed by his/her father. For those of you who are not familiar with the signs, and for those moms who simply want to commiserate about their husbands' less-than-stellar eye for children's fashion, we have created a handy guide titled:

The Top 10 Signs Your Child Was Dressed by Your Husband.

10. The "hat" your baby girl is wearing at your sister's wedding … is actually a diaper cover.

9. People can't help but stare at the lovely sundress and sandals your toddler is wearing. In the middle of January.

8. Three words: Belt as headband.

7. You get the photos back from picture day at preschool—and your child is wearing pajamas.

6. Matching shoes optional.

5. Even your 1-year-old says, "There is no WAY I can be seen at the park looking like this."

4. The good news: Your baby pooped and the diaper is easy to remove! The bad news: Because it was placed over the baby's bodysuit.

3. Your newborn son is bringing the backwards-romper look back, baby!

2. You look at the tag on your 3-month-old child's shirt—and it says 3T.

1. As soon as your child arrives at daycare, the teacher says to her, "Oh, I can tell who dressed you today!"

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