Time for Disney?

And the screaming begins.

"Do-pee!" squeals a delirious three-year-old boy, breaking out into a huge euphoric grin and embracing the most hapless and well-meaning of Snow White's seven dwarfs as if he were a long lost friend.

His folks faithfully record the moment on a video camera, all the while congratulating themselves for coming to Disney at the perfect time. Nearby, though, another kid, approximately the same age, is positively freaking out. He's squalling like he's just seen Satan himself, running away from the well-meaning dwarf in fear and bewilderment into the arms of his stunned and disappointed parents, who are beginning to think they should have waited a few years before making the big trip to Disneyland or Disneyworld.