Tinsel and ... Tampons?
"One evening just before Christmas, I was washing dishes while waiting for the pizza we had ordered to arrive. I kept my daughter occupied by letting her play with her Legos so I could get the dishes done. When the pizza finally arrived, the young man tried very hard not to laugh while I was paying him. Puzzled, I said, 'Thank you.' He replied, 'You're welcome. Nice ornaments.' I looked at the Christmas tree and saw that my daughter had found my box of tampons and had hung every one of them on the tree. I have never been so embarrassed in my life."