Big Ol' Boobies
"My daughter was learning the parts of the body and she got very obsessed with boobs. She's always grabbing mine or pulling my shirt down to see them. It's very odd. One day, at the grocery store, there was a young woman wearing a tank top. She had large breasts, and my daughter went up to her and reached up and poked them. Then she said, 'Hey, do you feed your baby with those big ol' boobies? Cuz they are BIIIGGGG!!!' I grabbed my daughter and got the heck out of there!"