|He doesn't look like you.
||Haiku? Yes, I love Japanese poetry.
||I know, he looks more like the mailman every
||He looks like his father.
|Is she adopted?
||No I wasn't. How about you?
||Were you raised by wolves or have you always
been so clueless?
||No, my husband is Chinese.
|What is their father?
||Now where did I put my keys?
||He's African American.
|Are you the children's
||You're right, it's uncanny how rude some
||Yes, I just don't get paid.
||No, I'm their mother.
|Is she yours?
||I can't remember, is this a Leap Year?
||No, they're giving them away at the bank
when you open an account.
||Yep, all mine!
|Are they mixed?
||I'm a florist, what did you say you did?
||Yes, they're a little bit of me and a little
bit of their father.
||Yes, they're half Filipino, a quarter Irish
and a quarter German.
|Did you use fertility
||I would love a hug, thank you!
||No, I'm just extremely efficient.
||Yes, and we were doubly blessed!
|Oh my God! How do you
handle three kids at once?
||Did you say you could baby-sit this weekend?
||With a whip and a chair.
||It's a labor of love.
|She doesn't look like you.
||But she's so pretty, isn't she?
||I've always suspected she was swapped in the
hospital, but it's too late to tell her now, right?
||She resembles her father.
|Why do they live with you?
||Is that a spider on your arm?
||Because the circus wouldn't take them.
||The school system here is better.
|Your son is 12? You must
have been a young mom.
||Mmm...What's your daughter studying in
school right now?
||And you must be extremely forward.
||Actually, Conner is my stepson.
|Your daughter is 10? I
hope I look that good when I'm your age!
||So how's your job going?
||We all hope so, dear.
|When is Jacob going to get
a baby brother?
||Where are you guys going on vacation this
||As soon as you get some manners.
||He's not. We only want one child.
|Why would you only want
||Are those new shoes?
||The dog is jealous enough as it is.
||It's a family decision that seems right for
|Don't you think Hannah
will be lonely without a sister or brother?
||Pardon me; I think my cell phone is ringing.
||No, the voices in her head seem to keep her
||She has lots of friends and classmates.
|Is something wrong that
you can't have any more?
||Is your son eating dirt over there? Oh no,
||We lost the directions and can't figure out
||No, it's simply a family decision.
|Watch out, it's easy to
spoil only children.
||Is is hot in here?
||Is that what happened to you?
||We'll keep that in mind.