How Rude! The Cringe-Worthy Things My Toddler Has Said
We all relish in the cuteness of toddlers, but they could use some lessons in manners. Check out these rude comments these sweet toddlers have said. I dare you not to gasp!
Photo Credit: Chelsea Day
This little guy likes to loudly point out people’s body parts in public. He’ll point to stranger’s rear ends and exclaim, “Butt!” -BabyZone Blogger Chelsea Day, mom of two.
Photo Credit: Kim K.
Sarah, while traveling with her Uncle at age 3 1/2 had to use the bathroom. As did he, and he couldn’t leave her alone, obviously. He had her stand behind him at the door of the family bathroom, thinking he was safe. Until her little head popped around his side and she announced, “You’re ‘gina doesn’t look like my ‘gina!” -Kim K., mom of three.
Photo Credit: Amber W.
So Very Big!
A rather large (tall and wide) woman was walking down some stairs opposite Jonas and my husband. He looked up and, rather loudly, told my husband, “WOW. Look at that lady. She is so very big! That’s amazing.” The little guy doesn’t have a concept of large/big being anything other than complimentary, so now we have to work on that one. -Amber W., mom of one.
Photo Credit: Katie S.
Eddie saw a guy without a shirt on and said, “Wait. I thought only girls had bewbs.” That wasn’t embarrassing AT ALL! -Katie S., mom of two.
Photo Credit: Vanessa Bell
My daughter once told mama I didn’t need a treat, because my belly is “fluffy.” BabyZone Blogger Vanessa Bell, mom of two.
Photo Credit: Darcy Zalewski
We were eating lunch at the airport and when the waitress walked away my daughter (almost 3) said, “She looks the same as a witch, yeah!” -BabyZone Blogger Darcy Zalewski, mom of two.
Photo Credit: Allegra K.
Where's His Hair?
Ora said, pointing to a bald guy, “Does that guy have too much hair?” -Allegra K., mom of one.
Photo Credit: Alyson
Who's Got Gas? You Do!
Wyatt is only 20 months, but he will point to my tush and say “gas gas.” -Alyson, mom of one.
Photo Credit: Janelle I.
Once, J pointed out a family of heavy people in the store with “Mom! Those people are really fat!” They were in earshot. -Janelle I., mom of one and one on the way!
Photo Credit: Jenn P.
Daddy Has No Hair
When Oz was learning colors we were asking, “What color is Mom’s hair…and Nana…” and so on. Without being prompted, he looked at his Daddy and said, “My Daddy’s hair color is head. He has no hair.” Daddy is of course bald and not by choice! -Jenn P., mom of one.
Photo Credit: Lauren L.
My Mom's Pregnant. Not Really.
Sunday, while in line at Costco, N lifted my shirt and told the man in front of me that there was a baby in my big belly, which was not true. She also asked a woman in Target recently if she has a baby in her big belly. -Lauren L., mom of one.
Photo Credit: Kim K.
This is Violet, and at age 3 she saw a very large man walking in front of us at Lowes. And yelled, “Momma, why does that man have breasts?” We RAN to the parking lot. -Kim K., mom of three.
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